听说你线人蹲大牢时开始信教的 Says your source got religion while he was in the can.
- 你相信他吗？ - 不 - You trust him? - No.
夏普，我们这是去教堂 Sharp, we're going to a church.
所以我才不派直升机来 That's why I didn't bring a helicopter.
大家把手举起来 Everybody, get your hands up.
好就这样举着… Now keep them up...
然后说，“嗨！” and say, "Hey!"
说，“哦！” Say, "Oh!"
不错，下面我们继续 All right. Then go ahead.
我们已经了解了这三个聪明的小家伙… We have learned from the three wise men...
欧杰斯… The O'Jays...
艾迪，沃尔特，还有其他一些人… Eddie, Walter, and the other guy...
就在这时有一辆列车正缓缓驶来… that there is a train coming...
它就是爱情号专列 and it is a train of love.
迈克尔划着他的小船靠了岸 Michael rowed his boat ashore.
因为他也想离开那片水域登上爱情号 Because he, too, wanted to get off that water and get on the train.
去拥有一张车票 Had the ticket.
而我, 也想乘上相同的那辆列车 And I, too, want to be on that same train.
所以大家下星期见，希望这样 So I will see everyone next week. Hopefully.
珀西·史蒂文斯，过得怎么样？ Percy Stevens. What's it been?
好好表现三五年就出来了吧？ Three to five years with time off for good behavior?
夏普，你好 Sharp, how are you?
这是教堂，好嘛？ This is a church, all right?
一个神圣的地方，它就应该是圣洁的 A place that's sacred. And it shall remain untainted.
我们在找你的一个狱友，摩根·波尔，你见过他没？ We're looking for an old cellmate of yours, Morgan Ball. You seen him?
他是一桩案子的重要目击证人 He's a key witness in one of my cases.
别这样，兄弟，我已经不和那群家伙打交道了 Come on, man. I don't hang with that crowd anymore.
我现在是一个无欲世界的先知 I am a prophet in a nonprofit world.
你不担心他跑了吗？ Aren't you worried about him getting away?
我更担心他会突发心脏病 I'm more worried about him having a heart attack.
你想让我给你叫辆救护车来吗？ You want me to call an ambulance for you?
哈, 兄弟, 我都不知道为什么我会跑第一名 Look, man, I don't even know why I'm running in the first place.
我现在是站在主的一边 I'm on God's side now.
把电话给我，珀西 Give us the phone, Percy.
为什么你们总是像对待无知的小孩一样来对待我？ Man, why are you all treating me like I'm some little punk kid?
况且，主说： Besides, the Lord says:
“让无罪的人扔出第一块石头” "He who is without sin cast the first stone."
- 你是不是有毛病啊？ - 它自己飞过去的 - What the hell is wrong with you? - It slipped.
那倒霉的电话到底在哪儿？ Where's the damn phone at?
圣牛！ Holy cow!
会唱歌的牛！看看, 真是奇迹 It's a musical cow. Look at it. It's a miracle.
就像红海的分开 Like the parting of the Red Sea.
或者是我看到迈克·泰森把脸埋在油炸三明治里 Or the time I saw Mike Tyson's face in a taco.
他在干什么？ What is he doing?
不，他不会那样做的。 拜托, 兄弟 No. I know he's not about to do that. Come on, man.
他真的要把手伸进去？ He gonna really put his hand up that cow?
你不能那样做，这是违反牛权的，兄弟 You can't do that. It's against the cow's rights, man.
看看发生了什么… What's up with the...
这儿…他手里… All the way... In the hand...
你的电话 It's for you.
喂 Hello.
嗨，摩根，冷静，哥们 Hey, Morgan. Calm down, man.
所有单位，准备追踪我们的好朋友摩根·波尔 All units, stand by for the whereabouts of our friend Morgan Ball.
他们来了 They're coming in.
德克萨斯警察在寻找摩根·波尔！希望没有走错地方！ Texas Rangers looking for Morgan Ball! Sure hope we don't have the wrong house!
去死吧！ Go to hell!
摩根，你别跑 Morgan, don't run.
艾迪·赞恩，FBl的，这场大火到底是怎么烧起来的？ Eddie Zane, FBI. How the hell did that fire start?
我不知道，我们听到有枪响 I don't know. We heard some shots.
- 谁在里头？ - 夏普和斯旺森 - Who's in there? - Sharp and Swanson.
我靠 Christ.
你们知道那桶里装的是什么，是吧？ You know what's in those barrels, right?
开错一枪，大家都玩完 One wrong shot and we could all go.
听着，波尔，你现在有三条路可以选： Look, Ball, you have three choices:
一，你可以待在那儿等着被烧死 A: You could stay in this hellhole and burn to death.
二，你可以和我们一起来指控约翰·科特兰 B: You can come with us and testify against John Cortland.
一和二都不行 A and B suck.
选择三是什么？ What about C?
第三种是我最喜欢的办法 C is my personal favorite.
放松点 Take it easy.
我肯定我们总能解决这整件事的 I'm sure there's a way we can work out this whole thing.
看起来我已经漂亮地解决了 Seems like it's pretty well worked out to me.
我有钱，很多很多钱 I got money. Lots of money.
如果你们能送我离开这儿，我会让你们都荣华富贵 If you get me out of here, I'll make you both rich.
看，这把钥匙？现在是你的了 Look, see this key? It's yours.
谢谢，我会把它作为证物的 Thank you. I'll put that in evidence.
听着，我不能作证，科特兰会杀了我的，这是死路 Look, I can't testify. Cortland will kill me. It's a death sentence.
我们出去再商量吧 Let's go outside and talk it over.
你们在开玩笑吧 You gotta be kidding me.
干得漂亮，夏普 Nice job, Sharp.
他们怎么说来着? “德州骑警总能抓到他们想抓的人”？ What's that they say? "Texas Rangers always get their man"?
那是加拿大皇家骑警 That's the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
你们都戴着有趣的帽子，穿着有趣的靴子，谁能分清你们？ You both have funny hats and funny boots. Who can tell you apart?
- 好久不见了，艾迪 - 5年多了 - Long time, Eddie. - More than five years.
玛格丽特·斯旺森，艾迪·赞恩。他在联邦白痴局（缩写也是FBI）任职 Margaret Swanson, Eddie Zane. He's with the Federal Bureau of Idiots.
如果他们说我的搭档能像你这样, 我就做骑警了 I'd have become a Ranger if they said my partner would look like you.
如果你是骑警，你就要自己去抓这个混蛋了 If you were a Ranger, you'd have caught this bastard by yourself.
能为联邦政府效力是个美差 That's the beautiful thing about working for the federal government.
其他人会为你代劳那些麻烦的工作 Other people do your grunt work for you.
- 你女儿还好吗？ - 很好 - How's your daughter doing? - Real good.
抱歉，我这儿还在流血呢 Excuse me, I'm bleeding here.
趴下！ Get down!
你会没事的 You're gonna be okay.
待在这儿别动，急诊医师正在赶来 Just hang in there. EMT is on the way.
哦，我的天，姐妹们，那儿真是太热了 Oh, my God, you guys. It is so hot out there.
太热了，我想我正在流汗 I'm so hot, I think I'm sweaty.
哦，天哪，我需要些新鲜空气 Oh, God. I need to get some air.
哦，我的天，姐妹们，快过来 Oh, my God. You guys, come here.
- 什么？ - 过来就知道了 - What? - Just come here.
姐妹们，到这边来 Guys, come here.
我想那个家伙被抢劫了还是什么的 I think this guy got mugged or something.
- 什么？ - 在哪儿？ - What? - Where?
- 我们要叫警察吗？ - 不 - Should we call the cops? - No.
我想这个家伙过来帮他了 I think this guy's coming to help him.
再一次，我们一起来欢迎… Once again, put it together...
我们可爱的德克萨斯角牛拉拉队小姐们 for the lovely ladies of your Texas Longhorn cheer squad.
到底发生什么了？ What the hell happened?
我听到一声枪响，拐到这个角落来就中了一枪 I heard a shot. I turned the corner, I got clipped.
- 你有看清楚他的脸吗？ - 没有 - Did you get a good look at him? - No.
你好 Hello.
- 你还好吧？ - 还可以 - You okay? - I'm fine.
- 我帮你叫了 - 好的 - I ordered for you. - Good.
- 五分熟，是吧？ - 没错 - Medium rare, right? - Yeah.
学校里怎样？ How's school?
你知道的，老样子 You know. The usual.
你妈还好吧？ How's your mom?
我也不清楚，她和基斯水肺潜水去了 I wouldn't really know. She and Keith took up scuba diving.
总之，她打扫了房间，让我把这个交给你 Anyway, she was cleaning the house and she wanted you to have these.
一张不错的照片，你和你妈穿着泳衣 This is a beautiful picture of you and your mom there in little bathing suits.
哦，这是那头驴 Oh, there's that donkey.
我在找一张我和你的照片，但是我猜我总是那个拍照的 I keep looking for a picture of you and me, but I guess I was always taking the pictures.
不，你只是不在那儿 No, you were just never there.
或许是吧… Or that.
另外我正在申请一些学校，莱斯大学(RICE)，南卫理公会大学(SMU) 还有…… So, I'm applying to a few colleges. RICE, SMU and...
夏普 Sharp.
好，我这就过来 Yeah, I'm on my way.
- 看，我又得要去… - 去吧，我理解 - Look, I've got to... - Go. I get it.
对不起 Sorry.
我没事 I'm fine.
- 看起来你很忙啊 - 是的，长官 - Looks like you've been busy. - Yes, sir.
- 真该死, 是吧? - 是的 - Hell, ain't it? - Yes, sir.
他们说你有目击证人 They said you had some witnesses.
没错，大概半个小时她们在这里 Yeah, they came waltzing in here about a half hour ago.
说她们看到整个事情 Said they saw the whole thing.
- 有没有别人知道这件事？ - 没有 - Anybody else know about this? - No.
能不能继续保密？我可不想她们再被射击 Can we keep it that way? I'm tired of being shot at.
好的 You bet.
谁是目击证人？ Who are your witnesses?
拉拉队员们 Cheerleaders.
你知道吗？我想我们可能会上新闻 You know, I think we could be on the news.
不是本地新闻, 我想可能是凯蒂·柯丽克专栏或者奥普拉秀 I'm not talking local. I'm thinking maybe Katie Couric or Oprah.
我们不应该来这儿的 We shouldn't have come here.
我得去图书馆一趟 I need to get to the library.
我现在心里再也平静不下来了，眼前都是他被爆头的场景 Now I'll never get my psych paper done. I'll just keep seeing his head explode.
伊薇，记住我们说的？ Evie, remember what we said?
你要深呼吸, 吸气，然后呼出来, 好了吗? You got to breathe. Let air in, and now let that air out, okay?
我有双下巴 I totally have a double chin.
我不相信警察 I don't trust cops.
在我们的律师来之前，我们不能说任何事情 We shouldn't say anything till our lawyers get here.
我们不需要律师，我们没有做任何事情 We don't need lawyers. We didn't do anything.
大家放松，我们只是来告诉他们我们所看到的 Relax, everybody. We just came here to tell them what we saw.
- 我们必须这么做？ - 是的 - Do we have to? - Yes.
作为拉拉队队员们，我们应该为广大市民做好榜样 As cheerleaders, we're role models to the community at large.
如果我们都不来做，又怎么号召别人来做呢？ If we don't do the right thing, how can we expect others to?
我都想吐了 Now I'm gonna throw up.
我可不想在这儿过夜 I'm not gonna be staying here all night long.
那我们就跟那些人说，我们要重新约定明天吧 Why don't we just tell these people that we need to reschedule for tomorrow?
我上午不行，我得给我的腿上蜡 Well, I can't do morning. I'm having my legs waxed.
中午我有生物实验 I have a biochem lab at noon.
下午2:30到4:00我有空，大家看行不? I'm good between 2:30 and 4:00. Would that work for everybody?
我没空 Don't work for me.
你是谁？ And who are you?
罗兰德·夏普，德州骑警 Roland Sharp, Texas Ranger.
哦，上帝。你知道德瑞克·基特吗? Oh, my God. Do you know Derek Jeter?
不，他是说另一种“德克萨斯游骑兵”, 就好像是德州的警察 No, he means the other Texas Rangers. You know, like the Lone Ranger.
他有个很酷的印第安朋友，叫什么名字来着？ He had that cool Indian friend. What was his name?
通托？（著名印第安战士） Tonto?
他很火辣，他们为什么不穿缠腰带了? He was hot. Why don't guys wear loincloths anymore?
今天晚上一个警察被你们所见的凶手杀害了 A Texas Ranger was shot this evening in connection to the murder you witnessed.
你们记得的任何事情，不管有没有意义... Anything you remember, no matter how insignificant...
都可能会起很大作用 may be of the utmost importance.
- 你也要一片吗？ - 不，我不要 - Do you want a piece? - No, I do not.
- 不喜欢口香糖？ - 不 - You don't like gum? - No.
嚼口香糖是西方文明堕落的一个重要因素 Chewing gum is the most significant factor in the decline of Western civilization.
什么堕落？ The decline of what?
当一个人嚼口香糖时，没人能听懂他说什么 When people chew gum, nobody can read their expressions.
就和肉毒杆菌(BOTOX)一样 Like with BOTOX.
我喜欢一个能明确清楚自己要什么的人 I like an older man who knows what he wants.
好了 All right.
我们不该这样卷进来的 We should so not get involved in this.
哦，天哪，她又犯了 Oh, God, here she goes again.
- 她经常这样吗？ - 紧张就会 - She do this a lot? - Whenever she gets nervous.
总决赛之后她就会掉10磅肉 She drops, like, 10 pounds around finals.
有谁能描述那个罪犯吗？ Can anybody describe the perpetrator?
罪犯？ "Perpetrator"?
就是那个拿枪的坏蛋 The bad man with the gun.
事实上，他有些可爱 Actually, he was kind of cute.
大体上，他是个讨厌的家伙。如果总分10分，我给他4分 Gross. He was a total skank. On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give him a 4.
不，无情的杀手应该很性感，我给他8分 No, a ruthless killer's kind of sexy. I give him an 8.
让我们具体一点来说，他有多高? Let's try to concentrate. How tall was he?
平均水平，好像有1米78（5英尺10英寸） Average. Like, 5'10".
不可能，至少1米88（6英尺2英寸） No way. 6'2" at least.
我觉得他挺矮的 I thought he was kind of short.
他的头发呢？ What about his hair?
准确地说，要检讨一下他的发型 Definitely needs to rethink his cut.
- 我说得是他头发的颜色 - 深色，几乎是黑色的 - I mean the color of his hair. - It was dark. Almost black.
我觉得应该是金黄色的 I thought it was blond.
- 什么? - 真是糟糕 - What? - This is bad.
他有什么… Did he have any...
明显的面部特征吗？ distinctive facial characteristics?
络腮胡？小胡子？ Sideburns? A mustache?
- 可能是小胡子 - 不，肯定不是 - There might've been a mustache. - No, definitely not.
我是唯一一个看到他有山羊胡子的人吗？ Was I the only one who saw a goatee?
看看这些家伙 Look at these guys.
嗨，等等 You guys, wait.
等等，这个真像你的前男友布鲁克·伯顿 Wait. Looks like your ex-boyfriend, Brook Burton.
不，不是他 No, he doesn't.
早上好，长官 Morning, Cap.
这群南方小鸡仔… The Dixie Chicks here...
昨天晚上看了整整5759张脸 looked at 5,759 mug shots last night.
喔，看看这个坏男孩 Wee. Look at this bad boy.
他真可爱！ He is yummy!
他是那种混合了炸弹客和马克·沃尔伯格二种特色的品种 He's kind of a cross between the Unabomber and Mark Wahlberg.
我现在知道美国西部每个有前科的人的… I now know the hottie rating of every ex-convict...
性感指数了 in the western United States.
干耗了一个晚上，什么都没问出来 Been up all night, haven't learned a goddamn thing.
真希望这些可爱的家伙被保释出来 Please tell me this sweet thing is out on parole.
看看他，长得好帅 Look at him. He's fine.
好样的，姑娘 Girl, good.
哦，我的天，姐妹们，这个家伙好像在我的政治课上出现过 Oh, my God, you guys, I think this guy is in my poli- sci class.
她们说如果再见到他的话她们可以认出来 They all said they could ID that feller if they saw him again.
这是块透明玻璃，小姐。外面的人都在看着你呢 That's a two-way mirror, girl. People are watching you.
我知道 I know.
你觉得怎么样？ What do you think?
我不知道说什么好 I don't know what to think.
我真的觉得有点… I feel really...
老了 old.
打扰下，长官 Excuse me, Captain.
州长办公室刚刚来电话 The Governor's office just called.
好的 Good.
欢迎到来，伙计们 Thanks for coming, fellas.
我刚接到几个家长的来电，他们很担心他们的女儿 I'm getting phone calls from some daddies that are worried about their daughters.
他们确实有理由担心，先生 They have good reason to be concerned, sir.
如果科特兰发现有目击证人，他一定会追杀她们的 If Cortland finds out there are witnesses, he'll come after them sure as hell.
先生们，我已经告诉家长们我们会随时照顾他们的女儿。好好保护她们 Gentlemen, I told those guys we'd take care of their daughters. Stay with them.
- 好的，先生 - 祝你好运，罗兰德 - Yes, sir. - Good luck, Roland.
那个金发高个的叫安妮还是芭芭？我记不住她们的名字 Is the taller blond Anne or Barb? I can't remember their names.
- HE-BAT. - “He”什么？ - HE-BAT. - "He" what?
HE-BAT。一种记忆方式，小子 HE-BAT. It's a mnemonic device, son.
希瑟(Heather)，伊薇(Evie)，芭芭拉(Barbara)，安妮(Anne)，特瑞莎(Teresa)。HE-BAT Heather, Evie, Barbara, Anne, Teresa. HE-BAT.
这是一次便衣任务 This is a plainclothes operation.
把帽子摘下来，把徽章收起来，要看起来和普通人一样 Take your hat off. Conceal your badge. Try to look normal.
是，长官。我只是想谢谢你能带我参加这次行动 Yes, sir. And I just want to say thank you for taking me along on this one, sir.
这已经是你今天第三次谢我了… That's the third time today you've thanked me...
我很诚恳地对你说，你的感谢已经让我很烦了 and I can honestly say at this point I feel the full brunt of your gratitude.
再次感谢，长官 Thank you again, sir.
他妈的上车去 Get in the damn van.
你，挪一下 You, move over.
你觉得你能把音乐打开吗？ You think you could turn some music on or something?
- 关掉发动机 - 有什么问题吗，长官？ - Turn the motor off. - Problem, sir?
我们还没有做好安全措施 We don't have a secure cabin.
在这些小姐们系好安全带之前，车子是不会开的 This vehicle will not move until all these ladies buckle up.
你在开玩笑，是吧？ You're kidding, right?
你们慢慢就会知道我是从来不开玩笑的，或者嘲弄… One thing you'll learn about me is I do not kid, or jest, or joke, or jape...
或者讥讽 or quip.
看起来我们都在等你了，特瑞莎 Looks like we're waiting on you, Teresa.
我看见了 I saw that.
我也看见了 I saw that, too.
一切都逃不过我的法眼 I see everything.
科特兰先生，你觉得还会有对你的进一步指控吗？ Mr. Cortland, do you expect any further charges to be filed against you?
科特兰先生，你对这个判决有何看法？ Mr. Cortland, how do you feel about the verdict?
在没有找到任何证据后… After failing to produce any evidence...
政府只好撤消了对约翰·科特兰的指控 the government has dropped all charges against John W. Cortland.
不用说，我的客户对这个结果一定很满意 Needless to say, my client is pleased with this outcome.
关于昨晚那个关键证人被枪杀你又有何看法？ What about the murder of a key government witness last night?
抱歉，科特兰先生已经非常渴望回家了 If you'll excuse us, Mr. Cortland is anxious to get home to his family.
不做更深评论 No further comment.
不能预先说一下吗？ Are you denying any prior knowledge?
赞恩 Zane.
是我，我还没有拿回波尔从我这儿偷去的钱 It's me. I still don't have the money Ball stole from me.
并且你弄来的那个杀手伤了一个警察 And the shooter you brought in shot a Ranger.
我掩护了他，事情已经做完了 I covered for him. The job got done.
我甚至朝我手臂开了一枪，你现在是自由人了 Even shot myself in the arm. You're a free man.
是啊。不过，还有件事，你留下了一些目击者 Yeah, well, here's the thing. You left some witnesses.
嗨，停在这儿 Hey, pull up over here.
现在你给我听好了，你最好现在就把这个尾巴给清理干净 Now you listen here. You better start cleaning this mess up.
已经开始行动了 Already on it.
我要去洗个澡 I got to shower.
锁好每一扇门，所有窗户上都布置感应器 Triple-lock all the doors, put magnetic contacts on all the windows.
我只想要一个出入口 I only want one port of entry.
楼上楼下都装好监控系统 Y'all can put your audio and visual stuff upstairs and downstairs.
检查每一个可能与外界有联系的角落 I want you to check all the crawl spaces, if they got any, for outside access.
在电话上装上窃听器，然后买一些巴氏根啤放在冰箱里 Put a tap on that telephone and a bunch of Barq's Root Beer in the refrigerator.
你想把监控设备放在哪儿，长官？ Where do you want your stuff at, sir?
前室的沙发上，正对大门 On the couch in the front room, facing the door.
好的，长官。那么我们睡哪儿? Yes, sir. Where do we bed down, sir?
就和那群小子们一起住在那边吧 With that bunch of scholars over there.
爽啊 Have fun.
小姐们，来生活区集合一下 Ladies, if I might have y'all assemble in the living area.
我的根啤已经在冰箱里了吗? Is my root beer in the refrigerator?
根啤？还没有，长官。 Root beer? No, sir.
那么你们怎么还待在这儿？ Then why are you still here?
安东尼奥？宝贝！你在哪儿？ Antonio? Baby! Where are you?
- 是她的男朋友 - 好像分开一秒钟就会死一样 - It's her boyfriend. - It's a very codependent relationship.
哼，至少我还有男朋友。你呢？什么都没 Well, at least I have a relationship. hat do you have? Nothing.
安东尼奥，特瑞莎得和你分开一段时间 Antonio. Teresa's gonna have to get back to you.
或许你们没办法和我母亲聊，因为她对狗敏感 You couldn't possibly be talking about my mother because she's allergic to dogs.
- 规则一：不允许私人电话 - 什么？ - First rule: no cellphones. - What?
不允许呼机，不允许掌上电脑，也不允许电子邮件 No pagers, no Palm Pilots and no e-mail.
而楼下的电话只有在紧急情况下才能用 And the telephone downstairs may be used in the event of emergencies only.
拿来 Give it up.
你怎么不索性送我们到石器时代去算了? Send us back to the Stone Age, why don't you?
你们还没有意识到事态的严重性 You don't understand what serious business this is.
为了我们的保护任务，你们必须要和我们配合… In order for us to do our job, we're gonna need your cooperation...
就是说要重视我所说的话... and that means paying attention to what I say...
我叫你们做什么，你们就得做什么 and doing what I ask you to do when I ask you to do it.
还有，如果在我们面前你们能收敛一点我会很感谢你们的 Furthermore, I'd appreciate it if you'd cover yourselves in our presence.
我知道你们正为你们身上的… I realize how very proud you are...
那些刺青，孔洞还有其他的一些东西而沾沾自喜 of your tattoos, piercings, and other body modifications.
但是，我和我的同事却没有兴趣去看那些 However, my colleagues and I do not need to see these.
还有别的问题吗？ Are there any questions?
我有，你一直都是这么混蛋的吗？ I have one. Are you always such a dick?
没错，从现在起这里不接待来客 Yes. There will be no guests in the house ever.
谁都不准单独出去 Nobody may leave the house without an escort.
但是这是我们的房子 But this is our house.
上课怎么办？我正在上一个高级医学预科班 What about classes? I'm in an advanced pre-med program.
- 我有一个… - 4.0学分，我们知道 - I have a- - 4.0, we know.
够了，如果我丢了那门课，我就拿不到奖学金了 Okay, guys. If I miss my biochem class, I'm gonna lose my scholarship.
你们有五个人，而我们只有三个 There are five of y'all, three of us.
你得把你的时间表精简一下了 You'll have to pare your schedules down to the absolute essentials.
为了这个集体，我愿意什么课都不上了 I'll skip all my classes for the greater good of the group.
你们自己去商量吧 Work it out amongst yourselves.
- 约会怎么办？芭芭今晚有俩 - 别再想了 - What about dates? Barb's got two tonight. - Not anymore.
喂！我们星期六有一次比赛 Hello! We've got a game on Saturday.
别想告诉我们不准去 Don't even think about telling us we're not going.
不准就是不准 You're not going.
不要再说了 Don't say it.
作为队长, 我得提醒你，要是你要阻止我们去的话… As captain of this squad, I must inform you that to stop us from cheerleading...
你得先查查我们球员的拳头 you're gonna have to pry the pom-poms from our cold, dead hands.
我这里一切正常 I'm all clear.
拜托，拉拉队助理教练夏普，拿点精神出来 Come on, Asst. Cheerleading Coach Sharp, show me your spirit.
你的笑脸呢？ Where's your happy face?
这就是我的笑脸 This is my happy face.
恩，我想我们得把你的眉头翻上去 Well, I think we're gonna have to turn that frown upside down.
你不会就是这样来帮助佛罗里达来赢得这场地区决赛的吧 Now this cannot be how you helped Florida State to the regional finals.
- 博勒加德教练？ - 请叫我宾基 - Coach Beauregard? - Please, Binky.
好的，宾基 Okay, Binky.
我还有专门的训练要做… I specialize in strength and conditioning...
笑脸的任务就留给你的 and I'm gonna leave the grinning and the smiling up to you.
好的，好的，就这样吧 Well, okey-dokey then. Assignment accepted.
暂停时间… Time-out...
德克萨斯 Texas.
有枪！ Gun!
是水枪，长官 A water gun, sir.
请别伤害我，这只是一个玩笑 Please don't hurt me. It's just a joke.
精彩的一扑！ Nice hit!
去看看 Check it out.
你好啊，邻居 Howdy, neighbor.
我是隔壁的吉米 I'm Jimmy from next door.
只是想过来欢迎一下你们住进这栋楼里 Just wanted to come by and welcome you to the building.
然后, 恩…如果你们需要大麻什么的话… And, you know, if you need any weed or anything...
就来敲我的门好了 just come bang on my door.
听起来不错，吉米 That's good to know, Jimmy.
- 我们一定会去的 - 好 - You'll definitely be hearing from us. - Cool.
22:00 2200 hours.
HE-BAT暂时安全 HE-BAT is secure.
收到，明天见 Roger that. We'll see y'all in the morning.
我不想睡 I don't sleep.
这不是你的搭档吗？ Isn't that your partner?
- 你是不是应该去医院？ - 不 - Shouldn't you have gone to the hospital? - No.
我会待在这儿 I'm here.
好吧，但她受了枪伤 Right. But she's been shot.
那是工作的一部分 That's part of the job.
你曾经杀过人吗，夏普？ You ever kill anyone, Sharp?
那些冷酷的家伙才不会管这些 Cold bastard probably doesn't even care.
她的中间名叫艾伦 Her middle name is Ellen.
当局里开始招募女警时，很多人都不高兴… A lot of the fellas weren't happy when the Rangers started recruiting women...
当然我也是其中之一 and I was sure enough one of them.
但她改变了我的想法 She changed my mind.
也没有事情能逃过我的耳朵 I also hear everything.
“她脸庞的光辉，将使那些星星黯然失色 "The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars
“如同白昼掩盖了灯光一般。 "As daylight doth a lamp
“在天庭中， "her eyes in heaven
“她的眼睛将大放光芒 "Would through the airy region stream so bright
让鸟儿误认为黑夜已经过去，而开始歌唱。 "That birds would sing and think it were not night"
那么你们的任务就是写一篇5页的论文... So your assignment is to write a five-page paper...
从星期五开始的一个礼拜的时间… due a week from Friday...
阐述一下《罗密欧与朱丽叶》中… describing the function of the recurrent imagery...
关于光明与黑暗斗争的形象描写 of light against darkness in Romeo and Juliet.
那是什么意思？又是怎样产生的？ What does it mean? How does it mean it?
或许它并不仅仅是… And is it possible that this play...
一部年轻人之间的爱情悲剧？ is more than just a teenage romance with a sad ending?
汤普森小姐，来我办公室一趟，马上 Miss Thompson. I want to see you in my office. Now.
- 她想要见你 - 为了什么? - She'd like to see you. - What for?
我不知道 I don't know.
夏普先生，进来坐 Mr. Sharp. Come in. Have a seat.
恩, 我知道你是那个新来的拉拉队助理教练 So, I understand you're the new assistant cheerleading coach.
没错 That's right.
你能告诉我你在我的课堂上做什么吗? May I ask what you were doing in my class?
那是我们队里要做的事，如果有人… That's the way we do things on our squad. If somebody's in the-
坦白地说，夏普先生 Let me be blunt, Mr. Sharp.
芭芭的拉拉队工作已经影响了她的功课 Barb's cheerleading is interfering with her work.
而且我想说，你们的拉拉队工作真是愚蠢之极 And for the record, you should know I think cheerleading is stupid.
我很赞同你的说法 I couldn't agree with you more.
她的这篇关于《麦克白》中的植物意象的论文... She downloaded this paper on plant imagery in Macbeth...
是从网上下载下来的 off the Internet.
我知道这个，是因为这文章是20年前当我还是一个大学生时写的 I know, because I wrote it 20 years ago when I was an undergraduate.
一定写了一叠纸 Must be a hell of a paper.
是的，我觉得写的非常棒 Yes, I thought it was pretty good.
但是这不是重点，剽窃从显然是不对的 But that is not the point. Plagiarism is simply not acceptable.
这篇论文，我给她的成绩是F I've given Barb an F on that assignment.
如果她还想在这个班，这个学校待着的话… If she wants to remain on the squad, or in the school, for that matter...
她的下篇关于《罗密欧与朱丽叶》的论文最好是绝对原创的 her next paper on Romeo and Juliet had better be wholly original.
我会把你的立场传达给芭芭的… I'll explain your position to Barb...
直到她清清楚楚地明白为止 and make sure she understands it, explicitly.
恩，好的 Well, good.
好 Fine.
哈，这有什么大问题？总统从来不会自己写演讲稿 Okay, what's the big deal? Presidents don't write their speeches.
等你做了总统，再来对你的剽窃行为仁慈吧 When you're President, you can be as lenient as you want to on plagiarism.
但是等等，这部剧总共有5幕 But wait. This play has five acts.
她不可能期待我把它全部看完 She can't expect me to read the whole thing.
而且它都是用些晦涩的古英文写的 It's all written in ye olde weird English anyway.
- 嗨，芭芭 - 你好，史考特 - Hey, Barb. - Hi, Scoot.
另外，人们总以为拉拉队就是不停的派对和狂欢… Besides, people think being a cheerleader is this nonstop party and everything...
但是，你应该知道，他们都是错的 but, you know, they're so wrong.
- 嗨，芭芭 - 你好，蔡斯 - Hey, Barb. - Hi, Chase.
除了比赛和练习… Aside from all my games and my practices...
他们还要我保持这平均2.0的成绩，我做不到 they still expect me to maintain this 2.0 average, and I can't do that.
你得更好地安排一下你的时间 You need to manage your time better.
时间？什么时间？我一点时间都没有 Time? What time? I don't have any time.
- 嗨，芭芭 - 你好，蒂姆 - Hey, Barb. - Hi, Tim.
- 是汤姆 -晕！对不起，汤姆 - Tom. - Shoot! Sorry. Tom.
我也很喜欢他 I really liked him, too.
你在学校里有很多粉丝啊，是不是？ You got some admirers on this campus, don't you?
不要嫉妒，他们只是一些傻男孩 Don't be jealous. They're just silly boys.
我们可以退出这个文字游戏然后一起离开 We can stop this charade and run away together.
你还有一篇论文要写 You got a paper to write.
我知道. 但是如果我真的自己写的话，那就太傻了 I know. But if I write it myself, it'll just be stupid.
你并不知道，因为你从来没有试过 You don't know that because you haven't tried.
欺骗要比愚蠢糟糕得多 Cheating is a hell of a lot worse than being stupid.
道德上来讲，剽窃是犯罪，是要被判处道德上的死刑的 Plagiarism is an academic crime. It is punishable by academic death.
你这么关心干什么？ What do you care anyway?
我想看着你活着，道德上，生理上，还有其他任何方面 I wanna see you stay alive, academically, physically, and every other way.
- 你喜欢我，是不是？ - 不是 - You like me, don't you? - No.
伙计们，稍微停一下 Guys, stand by one moment.
警官，你要的比萨来了 Sergeant, your pizza's here.
收到 Roger that.
把比萨放在走廊上… Set the pizza on the porch...
退后两步，把手放在脑后 take two steps back, and place your hands behind your head.
有什么问题吗？伙计？ What's the problem, dude?
如果比萨是热的，就没有问题 If that pizza's hot, there won't be any problem.
- 好了，要多少钱？ - 13.75美元 - All right, what do I owe you? - $13.75.
嗨，你和这些女孩一起住这儿吗？ Hey, do you live here with all these girls?
暂时的 Temporarily.
伙计，你是我的新偶像 Dude, you're my new hero.
想想看那对我意味着什么 Imagine what that means to me.
- 谢谢 - 不客气 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
没了手机，我什么都不是，我一文不值 Without my phone, I am nothing, I am worthless.
我要和我的安东尼奥说话… I need to speak to my Antonio...
- 那是什么？ - 肉饼 - What is that? - The Carnivore.
香肠，牛肉，火腿，还有橄榄油都做在一张可口的饼上 Pepperoni, sausage, ground beef, ham, and olive loaf, all together in one savory pie.
再加上胡椒 With jalapeños.
- 想吃吗？ - 是…不… - Want some? - Yes. No.
加厚的面饼 Extra-thick crust.
- 我不行，我正在实行计划 - 什么计划？ - I can't. I'm on the Zone. - What zone?
蛋白质，脂肪和糖的合适搭配 The proper combination of protein, fat, and carbohydrates.
这个计划真是糟糕 This combination's proper as hell.
我可是真正的阿特金斯（饮食计划）女孩 I'm a total Atkins girl.
我在做慧俪轻体（一个美国减肥机构） I do Weight Watchers.
只要你咬上一口以前所做的努力就全毁了 You'll probably blow all your daily points with just one bite.
这小东西它有且只有一个特点，就是好吃 This baby has one point and one point only, and that is tasting good.
真搞不懂你们女孩子为什么要减肥，你们不可能重过… I don't know why you girls are on a diet. You couldn't weigh any more than-
不要再说了 Don't even go there.
不，我们从来都不敢谈论这个话题 No, there are some things we just don't discuss.
我女儿胃口就很好 My daughter has a very healthy appetite.
有趣，你从来没说过你有个女儿 Interesting. You never mentioned you had a daughter.
- 她叫什么名字？ - 艾玛 - What's her name? - Emma.
- 多大了？ - 十七 - How old is she? - Seventeen.
- 她是拉拉队的吗？ - 我希望不是 - Is she a cheerleader? - I hope not.
- 她最喜欢的乐队是哪个？ - 你难到我了 - What's her favorite band? - You got me.
她的体型怎样？ How about her sign?
她性方面很开放吗？ Is she sexually active?
- 该死，当然不 - 她也许是的 - Hell, no. - She probably is.
德克萨斯68%的高中生在她们到… 68% of high-school students in Texas have had sex...
12年级（相当于高三）之前都有过性经历 by the time they've reached the 12th grade.
稍微高于全国平均水平 Slightly higher than the national average.
谢谢你们毁了我的一天 Thank you for ruining my day.
我要告诉你一件你完全不知道的关于你女儿的事情 I'll tell you one thing about this daughter you know nothing about.
和你生活在一起她一定会很郁闷 She must be supremely messed up in the head from living in a house with you.
她和她母亲一起生活 She lives with her mother.
你的婚姻为什么会破裂？ Why did your marriage fall apart?
有很多事情我不需要和你们讨论，这是其中之一 That's one of many things that you and I will never discuss.
看，很明显你不知道怎样和女人说话 You see, you clearly don't know how to speak to women.
我知道，只是我没有那样做 I know how to speak to women. I clearly choose not to.
我们得把大厅后面那个洗手间… We need to establish his bathroom at the end of the hall...
建成一个百分百的男性洗手间 is a 100% masculine bathroom.
而且从现在开始，不许你们还有你们的傻叉内衣出现在里面 From this moment on, it is off-limits to you people and your foolish undergarments.
- 你要煎鸡蛋白吗？ - 是不是意味着没有蛋黄？ - You want an egg-white omelet? - Does that mean no yolks?
- 没蛋黄 - 不要了, 谢谢 - No yolks. - No, thanks.
- 要不要来点卡姆特谷片？ - 什么东西？ - Want some kamut flakes? - What?
- 一种古老的谷物，加上豆浆相当好吃 - 豆浆 - Ancient grain. Tastes great with soymilk. - Soymilk.
- 谁吃光我的卡姆特谷片？ - 不是我 - Who ate all my kamut flakes? - Not me.
你当我是什么？末日饥荒的救援机构？ What am I, the Organization to End World Hunger?
这是我的食物 This is my cereal.
为什么你们这些女孩总是喜欢听这些垃圾音乐？ Why do you girls find it necessary to listen to this constant crap?
难道你不喜欢阴道音乐吗？ You don't like vagina music?
在我喝咖啡和豆浆的时候你就一定要说那个词吗？ Do you have to use that word before I've had my coffee and soymilk?
- 阴道 - 谁的？ - Vagina. - Whose?
- 还记得我跟你们说要怎样穿衣服吗? - 运动内衣也是衣服 - What did I tell y'all about wearing clothes? - Jog bras are clothes.
够了 That's it.
够了 That is it.
在这儿签个名 Just sign right there.
- 这房子用这功率的有点大的可怕了 - 我怕热 - Awful big unit for a house this size. - I get hot.
我听你的 I hear you.
好了，你赢了，行不？我们同意多穿衣服 All right. You win, okay? We all agree to put on more clothes.
现在你能把温度调高点了吧？ Now, can you please turn the temperature up?
真是一个成熟的决定，我为你们感到骄傲 That's a very mature decision and I'm proud of you girls.
但是我们得达成一个共识… But we should come to a common understanding...
就是关于“多穿点”的定义 the meaning, the definition of the word "more."
我们就知道你会那样说 We thought you might say that.
芭芭！ Barb!
好了，这是考特尼·瑞恩，我的超级偶像 All righty. This is Courtney Ryan, my personal hero.
就像考特尼，我们觉得不应该因为展现自己而遭到惩罚 Like Courtney, we feel we should not be penalized for maximizing our assets.
然而，我们都同意遮住… However, we've all agreed to cover up...
这些地方… these areas here...
还有这里 and this area right here.
好的 Good.
但是还有其他问题区域呢？ But what about these other problem areas?
这儿… Here...
这儿… here...
还有这儿 and here.
你杀了我吧 You're killing me.
过来 Come here.
好的，我们同意前两个地方 All right. We'll cave on the first two.
但是我们绝对要保留肚脐可见 But we absolutely must maintain navel visibility.
我们想要现实一点的，不是道德上的 We want to be realistic, not Amish.
- 一边一英寸 - 三英寸 - One inch on either side. - Three.
- 两英寸 - 成交 - Two. - Done.
这些女孩真是一团糟 These girls are a different kettle of worms.
有人来了，我再联络你 Something just came up. I'll get back to you.
我要和你的证人谈谈 I need to speak to your witnesses.
艾迪，你的手臂怎么了？ Eddie, how's the arm?
不要转移话题 Let's not change the subject.
我没有证人 There are no witnesses.
即使是有，我也不能让你和她们谈的，这个你知道 Even if there was, I couldn't let you talk to them. You know that.
别这样，队长，我们是同一队的 Come on, Captain, we're on the same team here.
我想我能帮上忙 I think I can help.
至少让我和夏普谈谈，刚才是他的电话，对吧？ At least let me talk to Sharp. That was him on the phone, right?
夏普正在接手这件事 Sharp's in the field right now.
好 Right.
你的骑警搅乱了我的整个案子 Your Ranger screwed up my whole case.
他毁掉了那个实验室，本来所有证据都在里面 He blew up that lab and all the evidence in it.
波尔死了，而且见鬼，我的手上也中了一枪 Ball is dead and I got shot in the arm, for Christ's sake.
我要和那些证人谈谈，我再问一次，她们在哪儿？ I need to speak to those witnesses. So I'm asking you again. Where are they?
只要我的一纸传票，那套狗屁的“一警一案”的传统就没用了 This "One Riot, One Ranger" shit won't fly when I slap a subpoena on your desk.
我的桌子已经够乱了 My desk's already a mess.
再多一张纸对我来说已经无所谓了 One more piece of paper won't make me no never mind.
你就耗着吧，这可是联邦的案子 Circle the wagons if you want. This is a federal case.
- 你学得倒是挺快啊 - 五年的大学 - You learn quick. - Five years of college.
13.75美元，对吧？这是14美元，不用找了 $13.75, right? Here's $14. Keep the change.
我可爱的拉拉队姑娘们怎么样了？ How's my favorite pep-squad leader?
什么？ What?
我说，我可爱的拉拉队姑娘们怎么样了？ I said, how's my favorite pep-squad leader?
不是很好，谁去把音乐关了？ Not real peppy. Would somebody turn that music down?
等下，长官 Hang on, Cap.
比萨还有吗？ Is there any more pizza left?
你们能不能把音乐关掉！ Somebody, please turn that music off!
把这个扔掉 Throw this away.
我听不到自己说话了 I cannot hear myself think.
好了, 既然我们被迫进入了强制静默阶段… Okay, as we involuntarily enter into this enforced period of silence...
我想问问你是不是忘了吃什么药… can I ask if there's any medication you forgot to take...
或者，我能推荐几种给你试试？ or some I might recommend you should try?
对，像什么镇定剂啊之类 Yes. Like take a chill pill.
我只是需要一个证人而已 I only need one witness.
出去 Get out.
发生什么事了，长官？ What's up, Cap?
一张来自你的好兄弟赞恩的传票，FBI想要我们的证人 It's a subpoena from your buddy Zane. The feds want our witnesses.
我们已经公然藐视法律了 We're now officially in contempt.
别担心了，如果科特兰不派人来杀她们的话，我会自己动手的 Don't worry. If Cortland don't send somebody to kill them soon, I'll do it myself.
还有一件事，我这里收到一张空调的发票 One other thing. I got this invoice here for an air conditioner.
高达7572.44美元 $7,572.44.
你能给我解释一下吗？ Can you explain that to me?
稍后我会给你解释的 I'll have to get back to you on that one.
你们要去哪儿？ Where do you think you're going?
去仙人掌咖啡店，坐在椅子上小睡一下 To the Cactus Cafe. Asleep at the Wheel's playing.
人太多了，你们知道规定，天黑以后不准出去 Too many people. You know the rules. Nobody goes out after dark.
我们还年轻，我们很健康，而且我们厌倦了被困在这儿 We're young, we're strong, and we're tired of being cooped up.
我几乎一个礼拜都没有给我的男朋友电话爱爱了 I haven't had phone sex with my boyfriend in almost a week.
我要去放荡一下 I have oats to plow.
别想出去采花了 You got oats to sow, and it ain't gonna happen.
就像地狱一样，你凭什么阻止我走出那扇门，傻瓜？ Like hell it's not. What's to stop me from walking out that door? The Tontos?
我吃人就像吃早餐一样 I eat men like that for breakfast.
你还能干吗？我倒想看看，骑警先生 And what, you? I'd like to see you try it, Mr. Ranger-man.
我们走 Come on.
还有谁想试试坐在椅子上小睡吗？ Anybody else wanna go see Asleep at the Wheel?
你觉得他需要支援吗？ You think he needs backup?
不 No.
我想他能搞定的 I think he can handle it.
让我猜猜，克雷。你是来找吉米的吧 Let me guess, Clay. You're looking for Jimmy.
没错，兄弟，你真像是一个通灵人或者其他什么的？ Totally. Dude, are you like a psychic or some kind of shit?
其他那种 Some kind of shit.
问题是… The thing is...
吉米搬走了 Jimmy moved.
- 搬哪儿去了？ - 特拉维斯郡监狱 - Where to? - Travis County Jailhouse.
这可不妙 That ain't good.
好了，有一个著名的发型秀一年才举办两次 Okay, a hairdo this phenomenal only happens twice a year.
求你了，它真的需要被全世界共享 Please. It really needs to be shared with the world.
- 如果我们要去洗手间怎么办？ - 去吧 - What if we have to go to the bathroom? - Go ahead.
你是个恶魔，你知道吗？ You're evil, you know that?
面对吧，姑娘们，今晚你们只能和我在一起 Face it, girl. You're with me tonight.
我们没问你这个 We didn't ask for this.
我们只是去了一趟厕所，然后看到一个人死了 We just went into the bathroom and saw a guy die.
本来我们可以保持沉默，但是我们没有。我觉得我们为此受到了惩罚 We could've kept quiet, but we didn't. I feel like we're getting punished for it.
- 你们并没有被惩罚 - 那么让我们离开这儿 - Sorry, but you're not being punished. - Then let us out of here.
即便是死刑犯也会有点放风的时间 Even prisoners on death row get a little yard time.
- 去逛商场怎么样？ -和你们一起购物？我可不想 - How about the mall? - Shopping with y'all? I don't think so.
- 看电影呢？ - 没兴致 - What about a movie? - Not in the mood.
作为啦啦队长，我强烈要求你带我们去个什么地方… As captain of the cheerleading squad, I demand that you take us someplace...
你既可以保护我们，而我们又可以开心开心 where you can protect us and we can have some fun.
看那是谁！ Look who's skating!
上次我来这里是艾玛的六岁的生日，她喜欢这个地方 Last time I was here, it was Emma's sixth birthday. She loved this place.
你和她交流的很少，是不是？ You don't speak to her much, do you?
我想艾玛不想和我聊天 I don't think Emma wants to talk to me.
每个女孩都喜欢和自己的父亲聊天，她只是装作不愿意，其实很想 Every girl wants to talk to her dad. She may act like she doesn't, but she does.
我和她说的每一件事都是错的，自从她11岁以后我就一直犯错 Everything I say around her is wrong. I've been wrong since she turned 11.
或许你只是没有问对该问的事情 Maybe you're just not asking her the right questions.
首先，不要问“在学校里怎么样？” First of all, never ask, "So how's school?"
别问这种傻问题。是很简单，只是我们的脑子一下子转不过来 Nope. Dumb question. It's too easy. Our brains just shut off.
不要做她的好朋友，我们已经有足够的好朋友了，谢谢你 And don't become her best friend. We have enough friends, thank you.
你想对她说什么呢？ What do you wish you could say to her?
我很想能每天见到她… That I wish I could see her more...
我为我和她母亲之间的事没能解决感到抱歉… and I'm sorry it didn't work out between her mother and me...
弄成那样不是她的错之类的话 and it wasn't her fault, and stuff like that.
如果我父亲能告诉我他们的事，我会觉得我是世上最幸福的孩子 If my daddy told me them things, I'd be the happiest girl alive.
自从九年前他离开我之后，我就再也没有见到他了 I haven't seen my dad since he left me nine years ago.
很抱歉你遇到了这种事 I'm sorry that happened to you.
你有一个女儿，你爱她。你应该告诉她 You have a daughter and you love her. You should tell her.
恩，也许你应该再带她来滑次冰, 你知道为什么吗？ Yeah, maybe you should take her skating again, because you know what?
你滑得很好 You're getting pretty good.
我要自己单独试试 I am getting the hang of it.
好的，我们就放开你了。让我们看看你的独家表演，去吧，宝贝！ All right, we're going to let you go. Show us your funky groove. Come on, boy!
好的！ All right! Yes, sir!
- 你还好吧？ - 太糟糕了 - Are you okay? - That was bad.
早上好，艾玛 Morning, Emma.
赞恩先生 Mr. Zane?
看看你，都长这么大了 Look at you, you're all grown up.
是的。哇哦，好久不见了 Yeah. Wow, it's been a long time.
是啊 Sure has.
你来这儿做什么？ What are you doing here?
我在找你父亲，有个专业的问题 I'm looking for your father. It's a professional matter.
你知道我在哪儿可以找到他吗？ You got any idea where I might find him?
不知道，他从不告诉我任何事情 No. He doesn't really tell me anything.
你的手臂怎么了？ What happened to your arm?
只是一次工作上的受伤 It's just one of the hazards of the job.
你没有他的号码，是吧? You wouldn't happen to have a number on him, would you?
他有麻烦了吗？ Is he in trouble?
不。只是我在一件案子上需要他的帮助 No. It's just that I'm working on a case and I need his help.
如果我要找他…… If I need to get ahold of him...
我通常会给他发个短信，然后他通过受限信道联系我 I usually call dispatch and they patch me through on a restricted line.
- 那我到时候试试吧 - 好的 - I'll give that a try then. - Okay.
- 下次再见 - 再见 - Good to see you again. - Bye.
夏普，看看这个 Sharp, look here.
还记得上礼拜他们在驿站发现的那具无名尸体? Remember that John Doe they pulled out of a rest stop last week?
斯旺森身上取出的子弹的膛线符合从他旅行箱里找到的来复枪 Rifle from his trunk matches the bullet they dug out of Swanson.
这个家伙是你们看到的杀死摩根·波尔的那个人吗? Is this the fella y'all see shoot Morgan Ball?
不，杀波尔的那家伙看起来更好些 No. The guy who shot Ball seemed a lot nicer.
也没这么呆板 And a lot less dead.
- 看来波尔好像认识或者什么的 - 认识他？ - It was like Ball knew him or something. - Knew him?
恩，如果你继续扮演侦探，你能不能先送我们回去让我们休息一下？ Yeah. If you're through playing detective, can you get us home so we can rest?
不行 Nope.
- 拜托？ - 别这样 - Please? - Come on.
上车 Load up.
耶，我喜欢这个，这就是我们击败他们的法宝 Yeah, I like that. That's where we're gonna kill them.
在这之后提醒我叫人捐钱 Remind me to take a collection right after that.
这是拿到钱的好机会 That's gonna be a good time to get the money.
好吧，如果这不是马丁·路德·范德鲁斯（混合了马丁·路德·金和路德·范德鲁斯二个人的名字）的话。 Well, if it ain't Martin Luther Vandross.
为什么大家不去休息会呢，都去，快些 Why don't you all take a break. Everybody go ahead, real quick.
这个人可能有很多罪恶需要来忏悔 This man's probably got a lot of sins he needs to confess.
或许还要给他驱邪 Probably may have to exorcise him.
你们都去忙你们的吧 Y'all go about your business.
你没看见我正在处理神务吗? Can't you see I'm doing the Lord's business?
你知道这个家伙吗？ You know this guy?
我的意思是，他看上去… I mean, that is...
好像被揍了，还挺惨的 He got roughed up. That is pretty bad right there.
- 他死了吗？ -已经上路了 - Is he dead? - He way dead.
是，我的意思是他看上去像一个我在监狱里认识的家伙 Yeah, I mean, looks like a guy that was in the can with me.
记得他的名字是杰克·卡特 Think his name's Jack Carter.
他是科特兰的人？ He work for Cortland?
不，他其实更像一个自由艺术家… No. He was more of a freelance artist...
如果你懂我话里的意思 if you know what I'm saying.
看来科特兰雇了另一个杀手，查一下这个杰克·卡特，看看能查到些什么 Looks like Cortland hired a second shooter. Pull up Jack Carter, see what we got on him.
那么你们是拉拉队员，恩？ So, you girls are cheerleaders, huh?
你们都认识我吗？我就是珀西 Y'all recognize me? It's me, Percy.
对，珀西“旋转舞”… Yeah. Percy "Pirouette"...
史蒂文斯 Stevens.
89届的，我很坏哦，我可是个坏人哦 Class of '89. I was bad. I was a bad man.
你们都觉得这很好笑？我很优秀，知道嘛 Y'all think that's funny? I'm good. Okay.
好了，你们觉得这很好笑？稍等一下 All right, you think that's funny? You wait one second.
“篝火啊，德州获得力量 "Ungawa, Texas got the power
“我说，对啦” "I said, yes"
恩，那真的很新鲜，芭比·波朗 Yeah, that was real fresh, Bobby Brown.
哦，是吗？ Oh, yeah?
恩，让我来告诉你们些事吧 Yeah, let me tell you something.
也许因为以前的一些事情… Now, I may have missed the '90s...
我失去了我的90年代… due to a previous engagement...
但回到现在，我又把这些老派的东西带回来了 but back in my day, we brought it.
哦，对，我真的说的是些老传统 Oh, yeah. I'm talking real old school.
不像你们炫耀的那些小垃圾 Not like that little tired crap you trot out to.
A, G, G, I, E A-G-G-I-E.
这拼的是什么？ What's that spell?
那又是什么味道？ What's that smell?
姑娘们 Ladies.
- 都准备好了吗？ - 好了 - All set? - You bet.
“更强，更强，更强地争取时间” "More power, more power, more power to the hour
“更高，更高，更高地赢得胜利” "More bounce, more bounce, more bounce to the ounce"
无聊 Boring.
“热情啊，现在让我们看看你的厉害” "Hot, now show us what you got"
这个确实是老派 Now that's old school.
喂？ Hello?
- 嗨，艾玛，我是… - 等等 - Hi, Emma, it's- - Psych!
这是答录机，你知道怎么做 You got my machine. You know what to do.
嗨，艾玛，我是你父亲 Hey, Emma, it's your father.
爸爸 Dad.
我打电话问问看你过得怎么样 I was just calling to see how you're doing.
现在很难联系上我，我正在办一件案子 It's kind of hard to reach me right now. I'm working on a case.
你知道，就像我平常一样，总是在办案 You know, like I'm always doing. Just working on a case.
然而, 我想和你谈谈, 打电话给我. 你知道怎样找到我 Anyway, I'd like to talk to you. So call me. You know how to reach me.
如果你这样觉得，你就不会有压力了 If you feel like it. There's no pressure or anything like that.
你知道的 You know.
- 那么就这些了 - 告诉她你想她 - So I guess that's it. - Tell her you miss her.
另外, 我想你, 宝贝 Except, I miss you, baby.
你有什么事吗? Can I help you?
特瑞莎的大姨妈来了 Teresa had a visit from her little friend.
我是怎么告诉你们对待访客的？ What did I tell you people about visitors?
不是那种访客，是她的月经来了 Not that kind of visitor. Her menses.
- 夏娃的诅咒，红色的潮汐 - 我知道了 - The curse of Eve. The crimson tide. - I get it.
那么, 有人得去购物了。你想让我去吗? So, someone has to go shopping. Do you want me to go?
霍尔特，过来 Holt, get over here.
我要出去透透气 I'm going out for some air.
注意，价格在三号登记簿 Attention. Price check on register three, please.
不知道怎么挑？ Can't make up your mind?
我应该买超薄的，常规的，还是带护翼的？ Do I need the slim fit, the regular protection or the one with wings?
显然，是带护翼的 The ones with the wings. Definitely.
香瓜体香剂 Cucumber-melon body spray.
香草丝滑比基尼霜 Vanilla-smoothie bikini cream.
看起来今晚你和太太有个美妙的夜晚 Sounds like a busy and painful night for your wife.
我离婚了，这是给女孩子买的 I'm divorced. These are for the girls.
拉拉队姑娘？你帮她们购物？ The cheerleaders? You do their shopping for them?
你真是个奇怪的家伙，夏普先生，你是同性恋? You are a curious fella, Mr. Sharp. You gay?
不，姑娘们都忙着在学习 No. Girls are all tied up, studying.
我自愿出来帮她们买些东西 I volunteered to help out and pick up a few things.
你可能和那些女孩中的任何一个或者全部睡觉吗? Are you sleeping with any or possibly all of these girls?
不 No.
愿意明天晚上和我一起共进晚餐吗? Wanna have dinner with me tomorrow night?
不行 Negative.
- 不行？- 不可能的事，因为工作 - Negative? - It's not really possible, with work and all.
好吧，OK，看来运气不好 Well, okay, that plane just flew into the side of the mountain.
放弃幻想，没有机会。祝您度过一个愉快的夜晚。 Call off the search, no survivors. Have a pleasant evening.
这是你的吗? These yours?
- 是的 - 你把它丢在柜台上了 - Yes. - You left them on the counter.
谢谢 Thank you.
我想我在那儿犯了一个错误 I think I made a mistake back there.
还是不想要那些护翼的? Didn't want the wings after all?
不，是关于晚餐的事。并不是我不想去 No. In regard to dinner. It's not that I don't want to.
是我的工作太忙了，实在难以离开... It's hard for me to get away with my busy schedule...
作为一个助理拉拉队教练 as an assistant cheerleading coach.
你完全想象不到 This whole cheerleading thing must be a really tough racket.
这些啦啦队员的事情有多忙乱 You have no idea.
另外，我在想... Anyway, I was thinking...
也许明天晚上你可以过来一起吃饭 maybe you could come over to the house tomorrow and I'll fix dinner.
好的 Okay.
- 八点？ - 好极了 - 8:00? - Yeah, good.
对了，我叫莫莉 By the way, I'm Molly.
我叫罗兰德 I'm Roland.
你没有在减肥吧？ You're not on the Zone or counting points or anything like that, are you?
没有 No.
那是北极星吗？ Is that the North Star?
不，我想那只是一架飞机，你看见它在移动吗？ No. I think that's an airplane. You see the way it's moving?
那才是北极星 That's the North Star.
原来在那儿啊 So that's where they've been keeping it.
有一天我希望不只在这儿看星星 Someday I want to do more than look at the stars.
我要与它们一起遨游太空 I'm fixing to soar with them.
什么，你的意思是说像宇航员那样吗？ What, you mean, like an astronaut or something?
不，确切地说，至少不是在活着的时候 No, not exactly. Not a living one, at least.
在博蒙特外面有家这样的公司… They got this company out of Beaumont...
他们可以把你的遗体发射到外太空去 and they will launch your remains right out into outer space.
真的吗？我爱死这方式了 Really? I love shit like that.
- 但怎么办到？ - 他们就是要把你-- - But how? - What they do is they park you-
霍尔特，你到底在干什么？ Holt, what the hell are you doing?
探讨宇宙的浩瀚，长官 Contemplating the vastness of the universe, sir.
这应该是红色的，但这就是你买的红色吗? It's supposed to be red. Does this look like red to you?
开枪吧，夏普，你得帮她一个忙了 Just shoot her, Sharp. You'd be doing her a favor.
- 特瑞莎和安妮去哪儿了? - 我不知道 - Where are Teresa and Anne? - I don't know.
你在撒谎 You're lying.
- 你怎么知道？ - 你不敢看我的眼睛 - How do you know? - You broke eye contact.
这说明你在心里有压力，同时你在撒谎 It's a sign of stress and possible deception.
弄自己的衣服也一样，不要弄了 So is picking at your clothes. Stop picking at your clothes.
看着我的眼睛，说她们到底去哪儿了 Look me in the eye and tell me where they're at.
特瑞莎和安东尼奥大吵了一架 Teresa and Antonio had a really big fight.
她得出去透透气，所以她们去了水牛桌球房 She had to blow off some steam,so they went to the Buffalo Billiards.
你待在这儿 You stay here.
不要再和任何人谈论宇宙 Don't be contemplating the universe with anybody.
看，一个本地人过来了，避开他的目光 Look, a native approaches. Avoid eye contact.
你们就是拉拉队小姐，对吧？你们一定很忙吧？ You guys are the cheerleaders, right? The ones with the calendar?
不是 Nope.
好像你说过你是六月的，六月很厉害啊 Could have sworn you were June. June kicks ass.
抱歉，你弄错了 Sorry, wrong girl.
好吧，那边是我的好朋友，我们可是每场比赛都去的 Well, me and my buddies over there, we go to every game.
你们见过我们吗？ Have you seen us?
是啊 Yeah.
我想我认识你们 I thought I recognized you guys.
你们一直在那里喝得烂醉然后喊着“喔，喔”，是不是？ You guys were the ones getting really drunk going, "woo, woo," right?
- 你见过我们 - 没有 - You saw us. - No.
你们真不热情 Your school spirit sucks.
我是拉拉队队长，我们一直很热情的 I'm captain of the cheer squad. Our school spirit kicks ass.
就是，像你们这样一群人那才叫糟糕 Yeah, and it's getting hit on by idiots like you that really sucks.
你们两个臭婊子，我喜欢那样 You're a sassy bitch. I like that.
- 管好你的手- - 抓住 - Get your hands- - Hang on now.
大家都冷静一下，今天晚上已经玩够了 Everybody cool off. We've had enough fun tonight.
现在我玩够了 Now I've had enough fun.
你有必要那样吗？你那样做可能会伤害到一个年轻人 Was that completely necessary? You could seriously injure a young man by doing that.
我得警告你 I should warn you.
我会空手道 I know karate.
你还是知道一些事实 You better know something.
你们这些男孩谁还想过来接着玩？ Any of the rest of you boys here wanna play the winner?
我们已经占了上风 We had the situation under control.
对，我们要让这些外地佬尝尝厉害 Yeah. We were about to go all Buffy on their gringo asses.
我给你带了个枕头过来 I brought you a pillow.
这个比你用过的那些都好 It's better than the ones you've been using.
麦麸的，对颈椎有好处 Buckwheat hulls. It's good for neck support.
谢谢你 Thank you.
你为那些女孩所做的一切很值得赞赏 That was cool what you did for the girls.
很厉害 It was cool.
这是一颗子弹 That's one big honking bullet.
你就是用这个来抓坏人的吧? You fixing to send a monkey up in that thing?
这是用来抑制人口过剩的 That thing is a personnel suppressor deluxe.
抑制人口？你是说杀人？ Personnel suppressor? You mean killing?
你不能只是打伤他们吗？把他们手上的枪打掉？ Can't you just wound them or something? Shoot the gun out of their hand?
不, 不可能 No, it's impossible.
你不是很活泼的那种类型，对吧？ You're not really the cheerleading type, are you?
对我来说，静修比激情更多一些 For me, it's more penance than a passion.
修道士穿着苦行衣，而我却成天嘻嘻哈哈的 Religious ascetics wear a hair shirt, I carry the pom-poms.
我也不知道 I don't know.
我猜这就是人类的两面性吧 I guess it's the duality of man, you know?
“那是心理学的事情” "That Jungian thing, sir."
马修·莫丁，《全金属外壳》 Matthew Modine, Full Metal Jacket.
和平写在头盔的一侧，而另一侧却是杀戮 Peace sign on one side of his helmet, "Born to Kill" on the other.
这是我最喜欢的电影 It's my favorite movie.
我最喜欢的电影是《音乐之声》 My favorite movie is The Sound of Music.
“名字代表什么？” "What's in a name?"
“我们所称的玫瑰，换个名字还是一样芳香。” "that which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet" （以上二句出自莎士比亚名著《罗密欧与朱丽叶》）
我一点都不懂 I don't understand any of this.
很简单，真的。她是凯普莱特家族的（朱丽叶的姓），他是蒙泰古家族的（罗密欧的姓） Pretty simple, really. She's a Capulet, he's a Montague.
这两个家族曾经相互仇视，并且他们还会仇视下去 The two families have always hated each other and they always will hate each other.
- 为什么莎士比亚就不能这样说呢？- 他本来可以的 - Why couldn't Shakespeare say it like that? - He could have.
但是如果这样, 410年之后就不会有人再谈论它了 But nobody would be talking about it 410 years later.
你怎么知道这么多关于罗密欧与朱丽叶的事情？ How do you know so much about Romeo and Juliet?
我读过这部剧 I read the play.
- 你为什么又要读它？ - 莫莉今天晚上要来吃饭 - Why would you read the play? - Molly's coming over for dinner tonight.
谁是莫莉？ Who's Molly?
麦卡锡教授 Professor McCarthy.
你叫她莫莉？ You call her Molly?
整个屋子弄得乌烟瘴气的，这是什么味道？ This whole house totally reeks. What is that smell?
烈火椒，我的特色菜 Five Alarm Chili. It's my specialty.
你把肉放到我的壶里？ You're putting meat into my lentil pot?
他正在为莫莉准备晚餐 He's making dinner for Molly.
谁是莫莉？ Who's Molly?
麦卡锡教授，教英文的那个 Professor McCarthy, Intro to English Lit.
上学期教过我，她有一个孩子。这就是你用来招待她的吗? I had her last quarter. She's a babe. And this is what you're serving her?
这是他的特色菜 It's his specialty.
我妻子就喜欢我做的辣椒 My wife loved my chili.
你妻子抛弃了你这个老混蛋 Your wife left your gassy old ass.
- 发生什么事了？ - 夏普要约会了 - What's going on? - Sharp's got a date.
- 你准备穿什么？ - 衣服 - What are you gonna wear? - Clothes.
- 裤子，运动装 - 不要穿那么丑的东西 - Pants, sport coat. - Not that butt-ugly thing.
我喜欢那套运动装 I like that sport coat.
我会尽全力帮你 I grabbed everything I could find.
首先，收敛液还是脱落霜？ What comes first, astringent or exfoliating lotion?
我才不用那些东西 I don't use that stuff.
你的毛孔那么粗大 You've got pores the size of manhole covers.
还有耳朵，鼻子。我们最好给他弄下发型 And the ears, the nose. We better do something about all this hair.
你可以用些褐色的化妆品，你需要一些颜色 You can use some bronzer. You need some color.
- 我不是褐色的 - 你将成为一个英俊的少年 - I don't bronze. - You'll bronze, white boy.
我做丈夫的日子比你们活的时间还长 I have been successfully grooming myself for longer than y'all have been alive.
时代早就不同了 Some things have changed since you were young.
人们已经发明了火和轮子 We've discovered fire and the wheel.
她说得没错，如果你想表现好点的话，最好还是听我们的 She's right. If you wanna get over, you better listen to us.
我只是吃顿晚饭而已 I'm just having dinner.
不要看起来不愿意的样子，芭芭，你能帮他做做头发吗？ Not looking like that you won't. Barb, can you do anything with the hair?
剃光算了 Shave it all off.
过去和她谈谈，这个给我 Go talk to her. Give me that.
别这样。我说，你和夏普之间是不可能的 Come on. I mean, it's never gonna work out between you and Sharp.
他已经老得可以做你的... He's old enough to be your...
曾曾曾曾祖父了 great-great-great-great grandfather.
你有机会去帮助他，你上过美容学校 And you have an opportunity to help him. You went to beauty school.
我被退学了 I flunked out.
我知道 I know.
但是他不知道 But he doesn't know that.
“天然亮发精华...” "Natural-looking dramatic highlights..."
“它能增强你头发的亮度” "that enhance and brighten your natural hair color."
- 对 - 不 - Yes. - No.
好，让我们来谈谈你的谈话，你准备怎样和她聊天？ Okay, let's focus on the conversation. How are you gonna get things rolling?
我不知道 I don't know.
我已经很久没有约过会了 It's been a long time since I went out on a date.
这没问题，我们就来预演一下 That's okay. Look, just give us a little preview.
我就是她 I'm her.
我进来了 I come in.
开始 Go.
恩，我开始应该说“你好” Well, I'll start out by saying "hello."
不，还是说“嗨” No, I'll say "hi."
不，我觉得还是“你好”好些 No, "hello" is better. I think.
这时候我会先看看感觉如何 I'll wait and see how I feel at the time.
然后我也许会开始说话… Then I'll probably start out saying...
问问她是否曾经… Asking her if she ever...
我们开始谈论… We'll start talking about...
我实在太糟糕了，是不是？ I'm in deep shit, ain't I?
真看不出来你是这样一个老宝贝？ Who knew you were such a babe?
即使你不让我们帮你修饰 Even if you didn't let us frost your tips.
你修整得很好看，警官 You clean up pretty nice, Sergeant.
- 帅到家了 - 谢谢 - You're all that and then some. - Thank you.
记住，女人就像一匹马 Remember, a woman is like a horse.
她喜欢马鞍上的人能够紧紧地控制自己的情绪 She likes the guy on the saddle to have a tight grip on the reins.
抱歉，女人不是马，做好你自己就行了 Excuse me, a woman is not a horse. Just be yourself.
我不认为做好他自己会起到什么作用 I'm not so sure being himself is going in the right direction.
那么，做好你自己，但不是真实的你自己 Okay. Just be yourself, but not the you who you really are.
就把你自己当作另外一个人 Be the you who you would be if you were somebody else.
- 更好的一个人 - 就是这个意思，更好的一个人 - Somebody better. - That's what I mean. Somebody better.
- 或许我们还是取消了吧 - 好的 - Maybe we ought to call this off. - Okay.
不！ No!
太晚了，那么，不要做精神分裂的夏普 It's too late. Okay, just don't be the schizoid Sharp.
做拥抱生活的夏普 Be the Sharp who embraces life.
现在，不要紧张我们时刻会和你在一起的 Now, don't worry. We'll be with you every step of the way.
霍尔特警官为我们提供了一套多余的监控设备 Sgt. Holt provided us with a spare set of eyes and ears.
你能听到我吗？ Can you hear me?
现在能听到我吗？ Can you hear me now?
- 出去！ -对不起 - Out of here! - Sorry.
拿上这个 Just take these.
去！ Get!
你好 Hello.
请进 Come in.
跟她说她很好看 Tell her she looks nice.
你真好看 You look nice.
谢谢，你也是 Thank you. So do you.
不错的衣服 Nifty jacket.
把花给她 Give her the flowers.
女孩们说你会喜欢这个 Girls thought you might like those.
不，那是你的主意 No, they were your idea.
这是我的主意，但是女孩们说你会喜欢 They're my idea, but the girls thought you might like those.
恩，她们说对了 Well, they were right.
- 她们不在这儿，是吗？ - 不在 - They're not here, are they? - No.
好啊，不然就有些尴尬了 Good. That would have been a little awkward.
是啊，相当尴尬 Yes. Real awkward.
拿着那瓶酒 Take the wine.
拿着它 Take it.
我去把它打开 I'll just go open this.
你们把起子放在哪儿了？ Where do you keep the corkscrew?
水池左边，第一个抽屉 Left of the sink, top drawer.
看啊 Look.
基地呼叫夏普，有人在客厅查妆 Base to Ranger One, we've got a makeup check in the dining room.
- 重复一遍，有人在客厅查妆 - 这是什么意思？ - I repeat, makeup check in the dining room. - What does that mean?
那表示她很中意你，小伙子。那么，放松一下 It means she digs you, man. Now, loosen the hell up.
谢谢 Thank you.
根啤？（注：根啤不含酒精） Root beer.
十年前我就戒酒了 I gave up alcohol about 10 years ago.
你不喜欢喝酒时候的自己，恩？ Didn't like yourself when you were drinking, huh?
不是，喝酒的时候我自己是挺爽的，可是别人就有意见了 Hell, I loved myself when I drank. It was other people that had the problem.
他有些幽默 He's a dork.
好吧，为什么我们不把这些花插到水里呢? Well, why don't I put these in some water.
很好，看，你把她逗笑了。现在去餐桌把蜡烛点上 All right, look, you got a laugh. Now go to the table and light the candles.
不，那真是一个糟糕的举动 No, that's such a lame move.
蜡烛都过时了 Candles are a total cliché.
什么叫过时？你还刚刚弄了张水床呢 What do you know about clichés? You've got a waterbed.
我说，点上蜡烛，这很性感 I say, light the candle. It's sexy.
上帝啊，他最好再拉开熊皮毯子, 打开迪斯科灯球 He might as well pull out the bearskin rug and the disco ball, for God's sake.
我需要一个确定的答案 I need confirmation.
点上蜡烛到底是好还是不好？ Is lighting the candle a cool move or not a cool move?
很好 Fine.
谁赞成点蜡烛？ All in favor of candles?
- 我 - 谁反对？ - Me. - Opposed?
控制中心呼叫夏普，点上蜡烛 Mission Control to Sharp. Light those candles.
我不知道 I don't know.
我的许多同志为了薪水和福利在坚持着 So many of my colleagues just stick it out for the paycheck and the benefits.
要不, 就像我的前夫… Or, in my ex-husband's case...
没完没了的寻求新鲜，年轻的女孩 for the endless supply of fresh, young coeds.
为什么一些有老婆的男人，就是喜欢去找小女孩呢？ Why would a man want to be with a girl when he can be with a woman?
就像你，和五个女孩子住在一起 Or in your case, with five girls.
你又有什么故事呢？ What is your story?
我的工作成了我的伴侣 My work became my mistress.
后来它就是我的全部了 Before I knew it, that was all I had.
威利·纳尔逊 Willie Nelson.
我心中的男人 Man after my own heart.
你想要跳舞吗？ You want to dance?
那么，这儿到底发生了什么事？ So, what's really going on here?
跳舞 Dancing.
不，我是说你们 No, I mean here.
像你这样一个男人待在这样一所屋子里？ What is a man like you doing in this house?
恩，这是… Well, it's...
一个暂时的安排 a temporary assignment.
我想这一定和拉拉队的事情无关，恩？ And I venture to guess it has nothing to do with cheerleading, does it?
恩，确实没多大关系 Not much, no.
是个很复杂的问题 It's kind of complicated.
你想去客厅吗？ You want to go in the living room?
好的 Yeah.
你要干什么，就在沙发上和她…？ Gross. What are you gonna do, bag her on the couch?
晚安，芭芭，做你的作业去 Good night, Barb. Do your homework.
我还可以看到你 I can still see you.
杀了我吧 You're killing me.
喂？ Hello?
喂，我正在给一个叫伊薇的人回电话 Hi, I'm returning a call from somebody named Evie.
那就是我，你是艾玛吗？ That's me. Is this Emma?
是的，抱歉，我认识你吗？ Yeah. I'm sorry, do I know you?
不，但是我认识你父亲 No. But I know your dad.
我从他的手机里得到你的号码 I got your number from his cellphone.
我希望你不会介意，但是我正在做心理学论文… I hope you don't mind, but I'm doing this psych paper...
我想问问你几个问题 and I was wondering if I could ask you some questions.
- 那么，好吧 - 太棒了 - Yeah, okay. - Great.
我明天晚上才去参加出征仪式… I have this Hex Rally tomorrow night...
但是我想我们是否今天晚上就开始 but I was wondering if we can get started tonight.
五，六，七，八 Five, six, seven, eight.
- 这真是- - 太糟糕了, 我知道 - This is- - Terrible, I know.
我要说的是太好了 I was gonna say good.
我为你们感到骄傲，非常棒 I'm proud of you. It's good.
- 你们正在做什么呢？ - 在为出征仪式排练 - What are y'all doing? - Getting pumped for Hex Rally.
- 我们得和出征仪式说再见 - 什么？ - We'll have to nix the Hex Rally. - What?
不，这不可能，一切都得继续 No. There's no nixing the Hex. It must go on.
你无法阻止活动，游侠先生 You can't stop the Hex, Mr. Ranger-man.
- 它比我们自己都更重要 - 真的吗？ - It's bigger than all of us. - Is that right?
如果我们是医生，我们就要去医治癌症。如果我们是护士，我们就要去为病人打针 If we were doctors, we'd cure cancer. If we were nurses, we'd give people shots.
如果我们是宇航员，我们就要去做另一些事情 If we were astronauts, we would do other things.
但我们不是，我们是拉拉队，我们得去出征仪式 But we're not. We're cheerleaders. And we're going to the Hex Rally.
- 你看不起拉拉队，是不是？ - 确实有些 - You don't respect cheerleading, do you? - No.
那时因为你还没有了解它 That's because you still don't get it.
塞缪尔·杰克逊，桑德拉·布洛克，卡梅隆·迪亚兹 Samuel L. Jackson, Sandra Bullock, Cameron Diaz...
卡莉斯塔·弗洛克哈特，麦当娜和哈莉·贝瑞 Calista Flockhart, Madonna and Halle Berry.
更不用说富兰克林·罗斯福，罗纳德·里根，乔治·W·布什… Not to mention Franklin D. Roosevelt, Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush...
还有我们的州长，里克·佩里 and the governor of our fair state, Rick Perry.
都是拉拉队员 All cheerleaders.
看，你一直是一个很低调的人，夏普。而拉拉队的一切都是关于激情的 See, you're a negative person, Sharp. Cheerleading is all about the positive.
我们的任务是鼓舞士气，带动激情 Our job is to inspire, support and electrify.
任何人在他们胜利的时候都会感觉很好 Any fool can feel good when you're winning.
可是当你在最后一节落后27分… But when you're down 27 points in the fourth quarter...
你就得问问自己，“你得去找谁了？” that's when you got to ask yourself, "Who you gonna call?"
我会去找哈莉·贝瑞 I might call Halle Berry.
嗨，长角牛们（德克萨斯大学校队名），准备好去A&M球场（阿吉斯队主场）和敌人战斗了吗？ Hey, Longhorns. Are we ready to take A&M to the mat?
我想那些家伙，还听不到你们的声音 I don't think these guys can hear you.
好, 我们现在已经给了阿吉斯那些崽子们一个下马威... All right, well, now that we've put the hex on those Aggies...
大家都把手上的蜡烛举起来... I want y'all to raise your flames up high...
欢迎真正了解我们精神的人 for someone who knows a thing or two about spirit.
我是说拉拉队助理教练罗兰德·夏普 I am talking about Assistant Cheer Coach Roland Sharp.
我该怎么做? What am I supposed to do with this?
鼓舞大家，激励大家，去吧！ Inspire and electrify. Go!
好的 All right.
说吧 Bring it.
这些烛光代表着... This torch right here represents...
我们每一个长角牛球迷心中脉动着的激情 the spirit burning deep within the heart...
它是永不熄灭的 of each and every Longhorn that never can be extinguished.
好 All right.
好, 你们在这儿因为… All right, you're all here because...
你们希望看到长角牛队凯旋归来 you want to see your Longhorns emerge victorious.
希望看到他们主宰全场… You want to see them dominate the football field...
然后赢得比赛 and win the football game.
那么，这就需要我们在座的每一位的支持 Well, then it's up to each and every one of us to help them.
我们要使他们激情焕发 We got to raise them up.
使他们斗志昂扬… We got to hoist them high...
把他们放在一个充满激情的平台上 to put them on a platform of positivity.
任何人在赢的时候都会很爽 Any fool can feel good when you're winning.
但是当你在第四节落后27分的话… But when you're down 27 points in the fourth quarter...
你就得问问自己，“你得去找谁了？” you got to ask yourself, "Who you gonna call?"
我会告诉你们我会去找谁，就是这儿的几位小姐 I tell you who I'm going to call, and that's these ladies right here.
她们是我所见过的最具活力的团队… They're the most spirited group of young ladies I've ever seen...
并且有机会去了解她们接触她们 or had a chance to get to know and had the privilege of coming in contact with.
以主的名义，大家努力！ Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!
哇，我亲眼目睹了啊，这家伙真是太有激情了 Okay, now can I get a witness? This man has got the spirit.
向上帝发誓，我还以为要用平时的口吻说话了呢 Swear to God, I thought he was gonna start speaking in tongues.
还有这句“一个充满激情的平台” What about "platform of positivity"?
我本来还想翻个跟斗的，但是我不想抢了风头 I was gonna do a cartwheel, but didn't want to steal the limelight.
我想夏普刚刚开了个玩笑 I think Sharp just made a joke.
这确实有些开玩笑，不过也算是一个进步 It's more of a jape or a jest, but still, it's progress.
- 我们可以去派对吗？ - 不行，宝贝们 - Can we go to the party? - Negativo, baby.
拜托，你们什么时候才可以不这样？ Please. When are you guys gonna get over yourselves?
没人，我强调没人要杀我们 Nobody, I repeat, nobody is trying to kill us.
快下车，马上！ Get out of this van, right now! Let's go.
快点 Come on.
这个失灵了 This thing is not working.
- 我被卡住了 - 快走！ - I'm stuck. - Let's go!
我被卡住了！我出不来了！ I'm stuck! I can't get out!
趴下！ Get down!
好了，也许真的有人要杀我们 Okay, maybe somebody is trying to kill us.
他们是怎么找到我们的？ How did they, like, find us?
他们一直在找我们 They looked for us.
- 艾玛呢？ - 她不知道我们在哪儿 - What about Emma? - She doesn't know where I am.
不，长官，她知道。昨天晚上她用了屋子里的电话 Yes, sir, she does. She called last night on the house phone.
她是在回我的电话 She was returning my call.
那有什么问题吗？ Was that a mistake?
带她们到楼上去 Get them upstairs.
好，我们走吧 Come on, let's go.
好了，走吧 Come on, move.
喂？ Hello?
- 你在哪儿？ - 我在家 - Where you at? - I'm at home.
你母亲呢？ Where's your mother?
爸爸，我告诉过你，这几天她和基斯到坎昆去了 Dad, I told you. She and Keith went to Cancún for a couple of days.
你没必要来问我这些 You don't have to check up on me.
你FBl的朋友在这儿，他把一切都告诉我了 Your friend from the FBI is here. He told me everything.
让他接电话 Let me talk to him.
他想和你谈谈 He wants to talk to you.
嗨，夏普，你的证人们怎么样了？ Hey, Sharp. How are your witnesses doing?
大家还好吗？ Everyone safe?
你犯了大错了 You're making a big mistake.
我刚刚告诉艾玛一个穷凶极恶的人正在掩埋罪行… Good. I was just telling Emma that a desperate guy is trying to cover a crime...
还有如果他找不到你的话，他就会去找她 and if he couldn't get to you, he might come looking for her.
不用担心，我在这儿，一切相安无事 Don't worry. I'm here now, and everything's cool.
艾玛，还有咖啡吗？ Emma doll, is there any more coffee?
-当然，赞恩 - 谢谢 - Sure, Mr. Zane. - Thank you.
我已经没路走了，夏普 I'm a dead man, Sharp.
我再也不管你的证人了 I don't care about your witnesses anymore.
我只想要波尔从科特兰那里偷来的钱 All I want is the money Ball stole from Cortland.
好了，你逮捕波尔的那天晚上，你从他那里拿到一把钥匙 All right, the night you arrested Ball, you took a key from him.
没错 Yeah.
好，这就是你要做的 Good. Here's what you're gonna do.
你去银行，从保险箱里把钱取出来… You go to the bank, take the money out of the safe deposit box...
把钱放到帆布袋里，然后上车… put the money in a duffle bag, get in your truck...
下午两点在边界附近的鹰山口见我 and meet me in Eagle Pass near the border at 2:00 p. m.
就你一个，夏普，我不希望看到其他人 Only you, Sharp. No one else.
把钥匙放到袋里，然后提着钱下车 Put your keys in the bag and get out of the truck with the money.
把包放在地上 Bag on the ground.
把枪放进包里 Put your weapon in the bag.
手机也放进去，回到车上去… Put your cellphone in the bag, get back in the truck...
把你自己铐在方向盘上 and handcuff yourself to the steering wheel.
别想着耍花招，夏普，否则我现在就杀了她 Don't try any tricks, Sharp. I will shoot her right here and now.
谢谢，罗兰德，你的确是个好爸爸 Thanks, Roland. You're a good parent.
旅客们请尽快上车 Please board immediately.
这是最后一遍通知… This is the last announcement...
巴士即将离开拉雷多，前往新拉雷多… for the bus leaving for Laredo, Nuevo Laredo...
搞什么？ What the hell?
- 你们在这儿干什么？ - 芭芭想到了一个主意 - What are y'all doing here? - Barb's got a plan.
芭芭想到了一个主意? Barb has a plan?
你知道你在干什么吗？ You know what you're doing?
我因为偷车在青年劳教所待了一年 I spent a year in juvenile detention for stealing cars.
那是一段教育性的经历 It was an educational experience.
- 你们又是怎么来的？ - 看那辆新车 - How'd y'all get here? - Brand-new car.
我想我快要生了 I think I'm having the baby.
我不行了 I can't.
伊维，加油，我知道你行的，深呼吸 Evie, get it together. I know you can do it. Just breathe.
加油，呼吸，准备好了吗？ Come on. Breathe. Ready?
司机，停车！我的朋友要生了！ Driver, stop the bus! My friend's having a baby!
我做到了！ I did it!
我要下车！我要让我的孩子出生在美国！ I have to get off el autobús! I have to have my baby in America!
我来拿行李 I've got the bags.
喔，那是我的包 Whoa, that's my bag.
- 不，是我的 - 这是我的包 - No, it's mine. - It's my bag.
嗨，艾玛，我们是你父亲的朋友，跟我走，好吗？ Hi, Emma. We're friends of your dad's, so just follow me, okay?
这明明是我的包，好不？ Look, it's my bag, okay?
放下包 Drop the bag.
这是我的包！ It's my bag!
放下包 Drop the bag.
- You okay? - Yeah.
It's just like dismounting a stretch pyramid.
都下车！ Off the bus!
准备好了吗？ You ready?
一，二 One, two.
快走！ Move it!
- 加油，艾玛 - 你们不是开玩笑吧？ - Come on, Emma. - Are you guys serious?
我是主修数学的 I'm a math major.
快走！ Move it!
你现在也给我下车！ You, too! Off the bus, now!
- 加油，你行的！ - 快跳！ - Come on, you can do it! - Jump!
你还好吧？ You all right?
我没事 I'm fine.
站住，先生 Halt, señor.
艾迪，回去有医生，有空调，还有一日三餐 Eddie, there's doctors, air conditioning and three meals a day back in town.
我们只是要你出庭做证 And I need you to testify.
你还是把我杀了吧，夏普 You're gonna have to kill me, Sharp.
天啊！ God!
该死 Damn.
看起来真帅，夏普 Looking sharp, Sharp.
我不知道，或许我们应该用另一张面膜的 I don't know. Maybe we should do another mask.
哦，天那，对不起，我差点忘了 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I almost forgot.
真可爱 Cute.
哦，上帝啊！对不起，该死 Oh, my God! I'm so sorry. Damn it.
注意言行！我们这是在教堂 The language! Hello, we're in a church.
你真好看 Look at you.
嗨，伙伴们，能给我一点时间吗？ Hey, you guys. Could you excuse us for a second?
- 当然 - 好的 - Sure. - Yeah, okay.
别紧张 Don't be nervous.
另外夏普，记住打起精神来。好吗？ And Sharp, remember, inspire and electrify, okay?
回头见，太好了 See you. Great.
我觉得穿着这衣服就像个怪物 I feel like a freak show in this dress.
是我见过最美的怪物，穿到瓦萨学院去让他们看看 Prettiest freak show I ever saw. Wait till they see you at Vassar.
实际上… Actually...
我想辍学，然后去拉拉队 I was thinking of turning Vassar down and becoming a cheerleader.
爸爸，我只是开开玩笑而已 Dad, that was a joke.
玩笑，看我笑得有多开心 A joke. That's why I'm laughing so hard.
我爱你，爸爸 I love you, Daddy.
我也爱你，宝贝 I love you, too, baby.
亲爱的朋友们… Dearly beloved...
今天我们相聚在这个… we are gathered here for this most...
庄严而又神圣的地方… splendiferous and loquacious occasion...
来参加我们这对新人的婚礼 to join this couple in holy matrimony.
现在，罗兰德… Now, Roland...
你能发誓深爱这位女士，同时… do you promise to love this woman, and...
在回答之前，记住… before you answer, remember that...
珀西！ Percy!
继续 Get on with it.
好，当然 Sure, but of course.
- 那么，你愿意吗？ - 我愿意 - Well, do you? - I do.
那，莫莉… And, Molly...
容光焕发的，漂亮的莫莉 radiant, beautiful Molly.
莫莉，莫莉，莫莉，赞美主，莫莉小姐 Molly. Molly. Molly. Good God, Miss Molly.
你能发誓深爱罗兰德… Do you promise to love Roland...
尽管他是那么的死板… when he is odiferous...
冷漠，易怒？ indifferent, belligerent?
我愿意 I do.
- 你愿意？ - 我愿意 - You do? - I do.
好吧 Well.
以德克萨斯州赋予我的权利 By the power vested in me in the state of Texas...
我宣布你们正式成为夫妻 I now pronounce you man and wife.
你现在可以亲你的新娘了 You may kiss your bride.
来吧，大家，我们的派队开始了 Come on, y'all, let's get this party started.
谁把桌子放在这儿了？ Who put this table here?